Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Blessing or Curse?

Just after raya, my week had been very busy....
Well, i was just doin things the last minute.
Catchin up with my assignments, projects and presentation slides i have 2 complete before the semester continues.

Now i'm done with most of my work. And its time to look ahead to the finals. Since i have approximately 1 week for my revision. Yah... my paper starts on the 31st October. And ends 4 days later. Just when i thought i can finally settle down and concentrate,

This cute little buggers came:


A brand new 29' Flat Screen TV and a PS2


To make the matters better or worse?

Well, my working housemates has brought those back. And to mention, their work starts at 11am till 10pm. And i'm entrusted... with this gaming console. Ohh... how can i resist, day after day -_-"

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Self-Evaluation: Episode 1

Ok... i know that im supposed to be in bed!
Hafta attend Sunday service later at 9am.

Yes. i've stopped Niamah!!!-ing already. Not quite ngam with my style lerr. But N... oops... i can't sleep lah, own self find fault for having 'wet-dreams' earlier yesterday... apa la wei. My nose running sure wet laa... bocor maa (nothing in common with the MP Batu Gajah story k).

Since im still wide awake, and nobody to tok to. Tok wif self aso can lah... self-evaluation lorr.

What is my top-ten vulgar word usage:

10) Jackass!
only when my dad makes a fool outta himself...

9) Asshole
currently in use to represent a doorstep salesman. I'll go like, "What was that asshole promoting?". Last used in Ipoh, TMnet agent promoting rm77 broadband.

8) Baarger
bugger. used when i'm pissed off at commoners. i.e. Dad: Why u take so long to buy? Me: That bugger lah! Chop chicken aso like ah-ma (with reference to my grandma's chopping speed...)

7) Shithead/Dickhead
Only my family understands when i use this word. It means someone who's brain rationalism is a factor of possibly -50 lower than the lowest recorded human IQ (not mensa scale - BolehLand scale). Typically used to describe our drivers and politician... (same lah... both aso driving maa... 1 drive car, anudder drive 'developement')

6) KNNBCCB
acronym for kaninabehcaucibai. With local online games canggih swear-filter, any CIM+E (cina india melayu + english) vulgarities sure wun lepas one. KNNBCCB is a widely accepted standard vulgarity in BolehLand and KiasuLand.

5) Lan Jiao!!
when any off my friends makes self-opposing statments.
i.e. Me: "i'm only interested in guys".
haha... most probably in ur heart u'll go "lan jiao!" as well

4) Sohai!!!
when any of my not-religious friends do something stupid lah off course.

3) Puki!!!
only does this when i got owned in DoTA or any other games lah. Pissed off at ownself lah... ok... my stupidity

2) Cipet...
as opposed to Cibai. this is a gentler version. also can be used as a replacement for Cepat! Miraculously i onli utter this in front of Seng, my classmate n my cipet-sifu (taught me this word lah)

1) Nabeh!!!
most uttered during my DoTA days... kinda stuck with me now. At least its easier, less harsh and sound mor cool then Niamah!!!

Saturday, October 6, 2007

NIAMAH!!!

I'm so lazy today. Been down with this runny nose all day long.All thanks to UNITEN for making me wake up to do my final semester's subject registration at 8.30am. Niamah!!! caught cold because i forced myself to get up when i was still all tired from my past week's endevours.

Or at least beacause i spend off yesterday night till 3am reading posts on Patrick Teoh's blog. Two of them: Tokkok and NIAMAH!!!. Niamah!!! This Ulu Kelang bugger got so much time ranting on his blog leh, instead of busying himself at KLPAC. And practically influenced me alot on getting to know of current issues. This fella interested only in Star's N columns le. ok aso la... save me rm1.20 daily.

Niamah!!! There goes my day, actually i juz got up from dreamland again (minus the nightmares, wetdreams, etc) U practically can't do anything when ur down with runny nose. Say goodbye! adios! sayonara! to my Enginerring Econs test on monday. Never liked it anyway. I'm physically, mentally and spiritually prepared for a C.

Now i'm craving for KFC. Yes! and I will go and satisfied my lust! despite that my runny nose is still with me and worsening.

Niamahhh!!!


p/s: after reading our happy Malaysian bugger blog. Niamah!!! had become quite contagious edi lah. At least for today onli la... who dare to spoil my remainder of the day will definitely get a praise of Niamah!!! from me. I shall repent and drop the habit by midnight lah.... haha

Friday, October 5, 2007

Midnight Lan Si

Guess what i am holding, and i do look happy :)



Still no idea? Look at its backside then.



I shall spend some time... umm... exploring!

Goodnite guys! hehehe

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

A little bit off lah

Today was rather boring. Woke up early in morning the juz to attend to my fiber optics communications test 2. Which seemingly all to easy, spent less than half of the 1.5 hours allocated. (Cakap besar... wait for the paper to come back and see all the silly mistakes then... maybe).

Slept throughout the whole noon, 1200 till 1730. Geng leh?

Today was rather boring. Woke up early in the evening juz beacuase i can't sleep anymore. Which seemingly all to simple, rise and straight away to my pc. Went around browsing my friends blogs and Friendster accounts.

Stumbled upon this interesting website: MyHeritage.com

Fooled around a little bit, and this are the results...

MyHeritage - free family trees, genealogy and face recognition
Round 1 - i used my recent pic. What appears is all blacks (not discriminating ^.^). But which part of me looks the same. Oh well, maybe i looked a lil bit like Will Smith laa. perasan

MyHeritage - free family trees, genealogy and face recognition
Round 2 - this time i decided to go with one of my weirdest face-shot. Now i juz wondered why Jamie Foxx was included.. Oh ya, Bunko Kanazawa is a Japanese AV Star (apa... dun tell me u dunno. Porn star laa) and a pretty popular one too.

MyHeritage - free family trees, genealogy and face recognition
Round 3 - enough of myself. This time is a dated pic of my classmate acting all "cute" at my house. Jay Chou 72%??!!! ok... malas comment edi.

MyHeritage - free family trees, genealogy and face recognition
Last but not least. A pic of a girl (before u guys starts to fire me). Rather dated... but it turns out well. I can see a resemblance with Leslie.. huhuhu.

Chao...

Monday, October 1, 2007

Standing Tall



I was strolling in Giant's South City Plaza for my usual weekend grocery shopping. Then i noticed this so called 'limited edition' dates drink produced by coca-cola company. Out of curiosity of the taste, i decided to buy this tiny lil 240ml can which costs Rm1.49 (expensive!).

Talking about standing tall... Malaysian ought to be called tall if we can even reach 150cm height. My height is way beyond that. And in the context of this drink. YES! IT FALLS WAYYY SHORT OF MY EXPECTATIONS.

First, it doesnt have the original kurma taste. Juz like the canned cincau, which is far from the original. Secondly, its way too sweet! even when chilled... (for those who don't know. Fruit juices is sweeter at room temperature, and even more sweeter at body temperature. Scientific details? Juz like my lecturers like to say: "Go Google it urself.") What the hell with 'No preservatives' but pumped in a whole lot of cane sugar.

Lastly, Seasons Red Dates with Longan drink tastes 10x (not exaggerating) better and costs only 89 cents.